Wednesday, March 31, 2021

Stop Me If You've Already Heard This One

Although we the people of the State of Concrete Gardens appear to be bumbling, rumbling, and stumbling our way towards the finish line of the COVID-19 pandemic, last week I received yet another reminder of just how strong the grip is in which it holds us. 

This Memorial Day Weekend shall be the second straight on which the Spring Lake Five Mile Run shall not take place.   Last year, when COVID-19 first exploded across the United States, the good people who organize the Spring Lake Five initially reset the race for Labor Day Weekend before ultimately cancelling it.  This year, no tentative "new" date was ever announced.  They simply decided that the safest, smartest thing to do was to cancel it for 2021.  

See you at the starting line on May 28, 2022.

Whether I will make it to the finish line is anyone's guess! 

-AK 

Tuesday, March 30, 2021

Beach Combing

Pro tip:   Spend time at the beach...




...and wear flip flops. 

-AK 

Monday, March 29, 2021

Sunday, March 28, 2021

Death to My Hometown

I was an eighteen-year-old high school senior when I first set foot in - and laid eyes on - Boulder, Colorado.   Jill and Joe were sophomores at CU.  I had applied to college there and gotten accepted.  Having not yet settled on where I was going to go, at Jill's suggestion I flew out of Newark and into Stapleton Airport in Denver one Thursday night to spend a long weekend on campus with her and with Joe and to check out campus for myself.  I still remember all these years later her telling me when I confirmed I was heading west that once I saw Boulder, I was not going to want to go to college anywhere else. 

It was April 1985.  

Jill and Joe picked me up in Denver and drove me up to Boulder that Thursday night.  By the time my plane got in and we got up to campus, it was dark.  I bunked with Joe in his room in Baker Hall.  The next morning, I woke up and got ready to go with Joe to whatever was his first class of the day.  We stepped out of the dorm and into a drop-dead gorgeous April morning.  It was close to seventy degrees and the campus was bathed in sunshine...including Farrand Field on which a seemingly endless number of coeds were, themselves, bathing in the sunshine.  

Joe and I went to his class, whatever it was, and then headed over to find the Admissions Office or the Registrar's Office.  All these years later I cannot recall which.  I do recall that just outside of the building, there was a pay phone.  I used it to call Mom at W-H, where she worked as a secretary in the Development Office.  I told her that I had decided that CU was my choice for college and that since I was on campus and had brought a copy of my acceptance letter with me, I was going to pop in and pay my tuition deposit.  Being Mom, she acknowledged my decision and without trying to either second-guess me or talk me out of it, simply asked me if I was sure of what I was about to do.  I told her I was and that was that.  She told me to go do it, told me she loved me, and was off the phone and back to work.  

I still recall the startled look on the very nice woman's face when I appeared on the other side of her desk, acceptance letter in one hand and wallet in the other, and announced my desire to pay my tuition deposit to hold my spot in the class for the semester beginning in Fall 1985.  She actually disappeared for a moment down the hallway to find a receipt ledger or some such thing so that she could write me a receipt.  She apologized for the delay, explaining to me that no one had ever shown up at her desk with cash in hand for the purpose of paying that initial "save my spot" deposit, which in April 1985 was either $25.00 or $50.00.  I paid her.  She handed me my receipt and when I stepped out of the building and back into the sunshine, I was secure in the knowledge that I had found my new home.  

It was April 1985.  

I started as a freshman at CU in the fall of 1985.  I graduated with my degree in Political Science (it makes one heck of a coaster) in the spring of 1989.  Five days after graduation, my great friend Jay Bauer drove one of our other great friends, Alex Schreiber, and me from Boulder down to Denver - to Stapleton Airport - where we said our goodbyes to one another.  Jay headed back to his car and to home.  Schneedz and I did likewise by boarding our respective flights to New Orleans and Newark.  I have not lived in Boulder Colorado, either part-time or full-time, since. 

It was May 17, 1989. 

Fortune has favored me far more than I have deserved throughout my life.  One of the two children I raised with Margaret, our son Rob, pursued a career that took him West almost immediately after graduation, which is where he has remained.  Once he settled down out there, he met a girl (a Jersey girl of course) and he and Jess are now the proud parents of two of my five grandchildren.  They do not live in Boulder but, rather, approximately seventy-five minutes northeast.  Yet, they are close enough that when Margaret and I fly to Colorado to visit them, far more often than not a portion of our visit includes a trip to Boulder to appease the old man.  We have gone to football games on Homecoming.  Rob and I have run in the Bolder Boulder 10K together.   Life has presented me the chance to share a place that I love with people who I love, none of whom I knew or even knew of when I first fell in love with Boulder.  

Thirty-six years after I first set foot in Boulder and I neither can nor have any desire to shake the dust of its streets off of my shoes.  I am enraged by the cowardice of this nation's latest mass shooter du jour, which manifested itself at the King Soopers in Table Mesa six days ago, and resulted in the murders of these ten people.  




May their strength and the strength of those they loved and those who loved each of them most of all continue to provide strength to their community.  May their community's strength continue to be a source of strength for the families of each of these ten men and women.  May Police Officer Eric Talley's strength, sense of duty, and self-sacrifice not only continue to be a source of strength for his family, including his wife and their seven children but also a reminder to those who have endeavored for the past nine months to make this man the face of law enforcement officers in these nation that he is not now, and has never been.  




Every community in this country, regardless of its size, is blessed to be served by men and women who live by the same code as Eric Talley lived his life.  Those who put the lives of others ahead of their own life.  Those who risk, and far too goddamn often, lay down their own life to save the lives of strangers. 

-AK 

 

Saturday, March 27, 2021

Happy Birthday to the Piano Man

Full disclosure demands that I acknowledge that notwithstanding his vocal prowess, my father-in-law Giuseppe Bozzomo has no piano-playing skills of which I am aware.  Today however he is eighty-eight years old.  



Joe and the Giant Pancake - Belmar 2017


My father-in-law is an extraordinarily brave man, whether or not he realizes it.  Twelve years ago this June, the center of his universe - his wife Susan - lost her extended, spirited five-plus year battle against cancer.  I was in the hallway outside of her room at Somerset Medical Center while he sat inside, holding her hand, and saying his goodbyes to her.  He emitted the rawest, saddest cry I have heard - or hope to ever hear.  

He was a widower in his late seventies when his wife died.  He could have disconnected from life and from the world around him.  He did not.  Less than one month following Suzy B.'s death, Joe watched the first of his grandchildren, his granddaughter Megan, get married.  In the years since, he has watched three more of his grandchildren marry and has welcomed the arrival of a dozen or so great-grandchildren.  He adores them...and they adore him right back.  


Joe and Maggie - Christmas 2019


Happy Birthday, Giuseppe.  Keep being brave.  Your courage is contagious. 

Your style, on the other hand, is uniquely yours. 


Joe on the beach - Belmar 2016 

-AK 





Friday, March 26, 2021

A Toast to Jersey Dreamin'

 
Jersey Dreamin' Pilsner & 
Beach Badges Czech-Style Dark Lager


It was this time last year, as the pandemic was just starting to lay waste to life in these parts that Donna and Steve Ashton opened their eponymous brewery on Lincoln Boulevard in Middlesex, New Jersey. I was not their first customer but I think I was probably nestled comfortably in the first ten.  In spite of having to endure a pandemic-impacted opening that I believe has still not permitted them to have customers sit at the bar in their taproom, they have not only endured, they have flourished.  

Our little town is better because of their presence.  They have engrained themselves in the community.  Best of all, from my admittedly selfish perspective, is that they make an incredible variety of really excellent-tasting beer.  I cannot recommend Jersey Dreamin' enthusiastically enough.  It is not simply my favorite beer from Ashton Brewing.  It is my favorite beer.  

A great little joint run by great folks that makes a great product.  If you have not yet made your way to Ashton Brewing, you should do so.  If you do not live close to Middlesex, then check out their web site to see the selection of liquor stores and restaurants where you can buy their beer.  Hell, you might even be able to get it delivered right to your home.  

Happy Anniversary, Donna and Steve and here is to many more! 

-AK 




Thursday, March 25, 2021

Four on the Front Porch

It was this time last year, in the early days of the lockdown, Joe, Margaret, Sam, and I gathered on the front porch to pose for a "Front Porch Photo".  I do not remember the circumstances surrounding how Margaret got us involved in this project.  I simply remember a local photographer making arrangements with Margaret to come by our house one night after dinner and, as we sat on our front porch steps, he stood an appropriate social distance from us and took our picture.  




As a fellow with a face better suited for radio, my list of "favorite photos ever" is very short.  This one, though, is on it.  I suspect it shall be on that list forever. 

-AK


Wednesday, March 24, 2021

A Simply Great Gift




If memory serves me correctly, it is my great friend Dave Lackland who first introduced me to the music of Bob Marley.  One of the many great things he has done for me in our decidedly uneven, four-plus-decade friendship.   

-AK


Tuesday, March 23, 2021

Listen to Lincoln

 


He was right on both counts.  Today, and every day, make it a point to find someone or something that reminds you of the beauty of this life.  It shall help you make it through the difficulties inherent in your day-to-day.  

It makes all the difference.  Believe me.  I know of which I speak. 

-AK 

Monday, March 22, 2021

The Barber of the Bullhorn

I spent Saturday at our little Paradise by the Sea.  Months ago, I had signed up to judge two rounds of the American Mock Trial Association's Collegiate Tournament, in which this year the teams competed via Zoom.  Each of the rounds last two and one half hours to three hours.  Rather than spend the entire day and half the evening in our "Zoom Room" (back bedroom" in Middlesex where I would have spent most of my time engaged in a distracting knife fight with claustrophobia, I headed to Lake Como.  I set up shop in our kitchen, which thanks to the incredible craftsmanship of John Case is now large enough for a person to spend six-plus hours in during a single day without contemplating sampling the offerings of the cutlery drawer.  

Having last gottten my hair cut at the end of January (I wanted to look spiffy for my first day at my new job), I headed over to Pat's Barber Shop in time to put my name on his list when he opened his doors at 7:30 am.  He is not only a great barber but he and Mary Lou adhere completely to COVID-19 protocols, which limits the number of customers in the shop simultaneously and requires everyone inside the shop's four walls (barber and customer alike) to wear a mask.  Now, when you go to Pat's, you put your name and phone number on the sign-up list outside his front door.  As he works his way down the list, he crosses off one name and reaches out to the next one.  Apparently, getting a haircut on the first day of Spring was not a terribly original idea.  I was the eighth person to sign my name to the list.  A testament to just how good Pat and Mary Lou are at what they do.  

I was sitting in my car reading a book when, just about 8 am, Pat popped his head out to check his list and, after looking down to see whose name was next, used a bullhorn a customer had given him (complete with a siren sound effect!) to call out "Michael!  Michael!"  I could not help but laugh.  Not simply because it immediately made me think of Seinfeld and the Chinese restaurant episode when the host called out "Cartwright! Cartwright!" when a woman called the restaurant asking to speak to George Costanza but also because he seemed to be having the time of his life using it.  So much so that I suspect even when COVID-19 is finally in the rear-view mirror and customers can wait our turn inside his shop's four walls as opposed to in our own vehicles, he will find a way to use it.  

-AK 

Sunday, March 21, 2021

All Rise!

 


I spent yesterday as a judge in the American Mock Trial Association's 2021 Opening Round Championship Series Tournament, which matches teams of collegiate competitors from colleges and universities across the United States.   Having first participated as a judge in 2019 when the Regional Tournament was held at Princeton University, I was as impressed with the young people I witnessed in action yesterday - who competed via ZOOM - as I was with the ones I saw in action up close and personal two years ago.  

A reminder that for all the grousing that graybeards (such as the guy who stares back at me in the bathroom mirror every morning when I brush my teeth) do about "kids today", the future belongs to the young...

...and deservedly so.  

-AK 

Saturday, March 20, 2021

Damn Glad to See You, Vern L. Equinox!

Today is the first day of spring here in the Northern Hemisphere.  




However and wherever you spend it, enjoy it! 

-AK 



Friday, March 19, 2021

Still Excellent Advice

Not everyone listens to me.  They should.  They do not.  Want proof why my immodesty is justified?  I actually do not have one but while I search for one, read this...

Monday, March 23, 2020

#NEVERPANICEVER

Scott Kelly is a Jersey guy.  He and his brother, Mark, are both retired NASA astronauts.  During Scott's career at NASA he spent a year living and working at the International Space Station.

As you likely have heard by now, unless you have been living under a rock, those of us who call New Jersey home are presently living life under a "shelter in place" order.  Governor Murphy issued Executive Order 107 on Saturday morning and it went into effect at 9:00 pm on Saturday.  To date, I have been nothing but impressed by the way our Governor and the various arms of State government have handled this unprecedented crisis.  Margaret and I watched his entire briefing/press conference on Saturday afternoon.  Never did he come across as anything other than the man in charge, reassuring his constituents as best as he could while not being afraid to tell us harsh truths.  

Back to Scott Kelly.  Saturday's New York Times included his Op-Ed piece, entitled "I Spent a Year in Space, and I Have Tips on Isolation to Share" in which he recounted a considerable amount of practical, easy-to-follow advice.  #1 on his list was "Go outside", which he pointed out is much easier to do here than it was during his year on the International Space Station.  

His piece is a fairly quick read.  If you have a moment or two today, then you might want to check it out.  Perhaps, once you read it, you might want to print it up and hang it on your fridge so you can refer back to it every now and again.  

Be careful out there - and - as importantly while we may find ourselves sharing space with our loved ones for considerably longer amounts of time than that to which we are normally accustomed, be careful in there too.  

Never does the Pop Pop theory of "one canoe" take on greater importance than it does during a crisis.  All of us has an oar but we all share space in just one, single canoe.  We either paddle in sync in the same direction and, together, reap the benefits of progress, or we do not.  Failing to do so embodies what the late, great Joanie K. used to refer to as "cutting your nose to spite your face".  Do not be that person.  

Before exploding at your spouse, your elderly parent, your young child, or your roommate, consider for just a moment that the intended target of your explosion might simply feel scared or overwhelmed or unable to fully understand what is happening presently.  Your goal must be to reduce that feeling in them, which will help them and will also help you.  You do that by (a) not panicking; and (b) helping them to not panic or, if they have already panicked, to stop.

#NEVERPANICEVER

-AK
...and enjoy this weekend.  Spring is here! 

-AK 

Thursday, March 18, 2021

The Most Sincere Form of Flattery

How time flies when you take time off from doing anything new and simply repeat that which you have already done! 

Wednesday, March 18, 2020

No Time for Dancing, no Lovey Dovey...

Yesterday, on the Instagram page of my oldest niece, Jessica, she posted something that initially made me smile but, thereafter, made me think:


Right? 


The question is rhetorical. The impact of our actions - each and every one of us - carries real-world consequences with it.  Here is to hoping that, as individuals and as the collective, we can rise up and clear this admittedly low bar.  Apparently, doing so is not as simple as this grizzled old man thinks it is - or at the very least should be.  

As a very wise man once famously observed, "This ain't no fooling around." 




-AK 

Wednesday, March 17, 2021

There Is No Place Like O'Hara's

I wrote this one year ago.  Twelve months later, I have not yet returned to O'Hara's to enjoy a Ten House Burger and the most perfectly-poured pint of Guinness I have ever had.  I hope that this September, Margaret and I shall honor the 20th Anniversary of the Tunnel to Towers 5K by spending September's final Saturday night in O'Hara's with our friends.  

Happy Birthday to my niece, Katie! 


Tuesday, March 17, 2020

May Today Bring Us All the Luck of the Irish

If your lineage is Irish, as mine is, or you simply pretend it to be so on this date every year simply so you have a basis for "acting Irish", and you spend this day drinking to excess and making a public spectacle of yourself, then I presume that for you today is not St. Patrick's Day.  Instead, it is merely Tuesday.  I would send you my condolences but for someone who views your interpretation of St. Patrick's Day through the same cynical prism as I view your interpretation of New Year's Eve, which is Amateur Hour, I have none to give.  

I have tremendous empathy for those whose livelihood is dependent upon their ability to serve food and drink to paying customers, including the good people who own and operate O'Hara's on Cedar Street in Lower Manhattan.  




O'Hara's is one of my favorite places on earth, not simply for its Ten House Burger and its perfect pours of Guinness, but because when New York City was on its knees in the weeks and months following September 11, 2001, O'Hara's was a port in the storm.  The patches that adorn its walls were donated by first responders, men and women from all parts of the globe who spent the months following 09/11 working "the pile" at Ground Zero, who gathered at O'Hara's to eat and to drink and to try to make sense out of what the hell had happened and what the hell was happening, then and there.










Its neighborhood did not collapse in large part because it refused to allow it to do so.  Covid-19 has brought hard times back to O'Hara's doorstep.  May its neighbors step up to support it as it has stepped up to support them. 



Happy St. Patrick's Day.  

-AK

Tuesday, March 16, 2021

The View from the WABAC Machine

The way we were - well, at least from the perspective of this one man - in these parts, this time last year.


Monday, March 16, 2020

Kudos to Those on the Front Lines

Margaret and I are early morning, weekend shoppers.  Our grocery store is the Shop Rite in Somerset,  New Jersey.  It opens at 7:00 am and far more often than not, we are there shopping by not later than 7:15 am.  Every weekend we see the same familiar faces.   The same shoppers.   The same great folks who work there.  The store is not empty by any means.   We are however a bit of an exclusive club.  

Yesterday however when we got to the store shortly before 7:00 am, more than one hundred people were already lined up outside waiting for the doors to open.  At 7:00 am, people poured into the store and ravaged what was left on the shelves in the aisles where paper products and cleaning supplies are sold.  It was a sight to see.  

The Missus and I went about our business.  We completed our weekly grocery shopping.  Given that there were at least seven to ten times as many customers in the store as usually are in the store on a Sunday morning, the men and women who work there took care of all their customers, new and old.  It took a bit longer for us to get out of the store than it does on the typical Sunday.  

These days, there is no such thing as typical. But thanks to the men and women who work at the Somerset Shop-Rite, we enjoyed a bit of normalcy.  Well done and thanks. 

-AK
Spoiler alert:  Twelve months later, the men and women who work at our Shop-Rite continue to do an incredible job.   They are the personification of people who are both essential and heroic.  

-AK

Monday, March 15, 2021

Sunday, March 14, 2021

Food for Thought

Although a lawyer wrote it and he wrote it about life in our profession, I believe that what Douglas Halpert wrote in a recent issue of the ABA Journal is universal.  It applies not simply to those of us who are lawyers but, instead, to all of us who get up every day and head out into the fray, irrespective of how it is we earn our daily bread.  

The link to Mr. Halpert's article is here.  Recognizing that it was one hour later this morning than it was when you woke up at the same time last Sunday, and your time may be at a premium today, if you have a few minutes that you can spare today, then I recommend you read it.  

While I do not know whether it will make you happy or make you sad, it may very well make you think.  

It certainly made me think. 

-AK 

Saturday, March 13, 2021

Love's Labor Found

I do not know Rima Samman.  Yet I am blown away by her courage and by the depth of her love for her younger brother, Rami Samman. 





Rami Samman's birthday was January 25.  Had he lived to celebrate it, he would have had to blow out forty-one candles atop his cake.  Unfortunately, he did not live to see his forty-first birthday.  As seventeen-year-old, due to a benign brain tumor which, while it did not kill him, left him with permanent brain damage.  He not only essentially rebuilt his life from scratch, he thrived and became a beacon of hope for others. 

Rami Samman died on Mother's Day, May 10, 2020.  He is one of the more than half million Americans COVID-19 has killed since it announced its presence on our shores slightly more than one year ago.  To celebrate her brother's life and her ceaseless love for him, Rima Samman held a candlelight vigil on January 25, 2021, on the Third Avenue Beach in Belmar.  It was more than simply a celebration of his birthday.  It was his big sister's way of creating a moment of unity and coming together in her community, Belmar, for those who had lost a loved one to COVID-19.  That night, in spite of the cold, twenty other people joined her on the sand. 

In the six weeks since she created it, Rima Samman's tribute to Rami has grown from a single heart made of yellow seashells to nine such hearts. Inside of each heart are stones.  Each stone contains the name of someone COVID-19 has killed.  There are, now, roughly 1,800 stones.   As news of what Rima had created spread, she began receiving requests from people all over the world who had lost a loved one and who asked for him or her to be given a place on Rima's most special beach.  Weekly, she has faithfully returned to the Third Avenue Beach, adding the stones bearing the names of the fallen and honoring their memory. 

Tonight at 6:30 pm, one final (at least for present purposes) candlelight vigil shall be held on Belmar's Third Avenue Beach.  Rima hopes to find a permanent home for the memorial.  Summer is coming up fast and its hold on prime real estate on a Belmar beach will become, I would imagine, tenuous at best.  

Whether she finds a permanent home for it, what she has done for her brother, and for countless other people from whom COVID-19 has exacted a devastatingly personal price, is something that, to paraphrase a line from the Poet Laureate of the Jersey Shore, neither time nor memory shall ever fade away

-AK 


Friday, March 12, 2021

Time Jump

Today is the final Friday of "Eastern Standard Time" for a while.  Saturday night/Sunday morning at 2:00 am (spoiler alert:  grouchy, middle-aged men do it before we go to sleep at 9:00 or 9:30 pm) clocks will "spring forward" one hour.  Daylight Savings Time shall begin!

Exclamation point notwithstanding, for me the excitement associated with moving the clocks ahead one hour comes from what it has always represented to me, which is that spring is right around the corner with summer coming up fast. Days filled with more daylight, more sunshine, the hope that last March was an aberration, and that the long nightmare in which we appear to have been trapped ever since is finally nearing its end.  

Be careful out there. 

-AK 

Thursday, March 11, 2021

Wednesday, March 10, 2021

Good for the Soul

I am not in the business of reviewing movies or of making recommendations to others regarding them.  That being said, this past weekend Margaret and I watched "Coming2America", Eddie Murphy and Arsenio Hall's sequel to their late 1980's hit, Coming to America.  I laughed out loud almost continuously from beginning to end.  

Maybe it was in part because this past year has seemed so long and so hard for so many.  Maybe it was simply because it was funny.  For whatever the reason, I thoroughly enjoyed catching up with Akeem, Semmi, and the rest of the original cast who returned for the sequel and meeting the new members of the family.  

Perhaps it is just like the song says.  Seeing some old friends was good for the soul.  And for the funny bone. 




-AK


Tuesday, March 9, 2021

In Honor of the Iron Horse

This year, on June 2nd, Major League Baseball will "honor and celebrate the legacy of Lou Gehrig and raise awareness and funds to research amyotrophic lateral scleroris (ALS) the awful disease that ended Gehrig's life and bears his name."  Beginning this year, the seventieth anniversary of Gehrig's death, Major League Baseball shall identify June 2 as "Lou Gehrig Day".  

As it happens, June 2 is not just the date when Lou Gehrig died.  It is also the date when, in 1925, the then-starting first baseman Wally Pipp asked out of the lineup because of a headache.  Gehrig started in Pipp's place and played every game thereafter until May 1, 1939.   

Gehrig becomes the third player to have a "Day" named in his honor, joining Roberto Clemente and Jackie Robinson.  Damn fine company to keep...




...and a damn important cause for which to be immortalized.  

-AK 


Monday, March 8, 2021

To Infinity and Beyond!

 All that is now
All that is gone
All that's to come
And everything under the sun
Is in tune 
But the sun is eclipsed
By the moon.
-"Eclipse"
Pink Floyd

Men and women from the University of Colorado have been an integral part of NASA since the agency's inception several decades ago.  So, I could not help but smile when I came across a piece just the other day that talked about NASA's decision to fund what sounds like a very cool (to me anyway) CU project. 

CU Boulder has partnered with Lunar Resources, Inc. of Houston, Texas to build an observatory - on the dark side of the moon.  The observatory shall be twenty kilometers by twenty kilometers in size so the plan is to fabricate it on the surface of the moon, using robots and locally-sourced materials.  

I am just a simple social sciences guy whose B.A. in Political Science was the road I traveled on my way to my J.D. so I would not pretend to understand the science behind this undertaking even if someone involved was inclined to take the time to explain it to me.  I am an unabashed NASA nerd however and reading about this undertaking speaks to my inner wannabe astronaut...




...if only they made a space helmet big enough to fit over my jumbo-sized head. 

-AK 





Sunday, March 7, 2021

A Day in the Life

In terms of "your usual work day", this past Thursday was anything but.  The work day part of Thursday, for me (for the last month-plus anyway) has started before sunrise in my office in Basking Ridge.  This past Thursday morning, I woke up in the wee small hours of the morning at our little Paradise by the Sea.  I made the day's first pot of coffee, set up shop in the kitchen, and worked for a couple of hours.  

Just about sunrise, I threw on my running gear and headed out for a quick run and to see what I could see.  Boy, was I not disappointed.


September 11 Memorial 
Spring Lake, New Jersey



September 11 Memorial 
Spring Lake, New Jersey


I ran south a bit into Spring Lake before hooking a left turn out to the boards so I could make one more left turn (I am my father's son), and head north to home.  By now it was about ten minutes after sunrise and the day's promise was starting to come into view. 


Spring Lake, New Jersey



Spring Lake, New Jersey


I was home, showered, and back at the revenue-generating producing part of my Thursday by 7:00 am, which is where I remained until 3:45 pm.  

New Jersey has been my home for almost five-and-one-half decades.  I have spent almost the past thirty years driving all over New Jersey for work.  I had been fairly confident that I had seen every nook and cranny of our great State of Concrete Gardens.  

I was wrong. 

The twin forces of my sister Jill and my wife Margaret took it upon themselves to put Yours truly on the COVID-19 vaccine list.  They accomplished their task.  As it turned out, the CVS Pharmacy at which they were able to find me an appointment was the CVS in Villas, New Jersey.  

For the uninitiated, in New Jersey our municipalities are not organized alphabetically from north to south.  In the case of Villas, it is just a happy coincidence.  Villas is located in Cape May County and for those of you who love to delude yourselves that you are talking smack to a Jerseyan by asking, "You're from Jersey?  What exit?", the answer to that question is 4B on the Garden State Parkway.  

After a purposefully rapid journey south from Exit 98 to Exit 4B, I queued up at the CVS and received my first shot of the two-shot Moderna vaccine.  Apparently, at the Villas CVS no one goes home empty-handed.  I received a sticker




Ralphie?  She received a Band-Aid




Two hours later, I was home in Middlesex safe and sound...

...and approximately forty-five seconds after I put down my work bag in the kitchen, I was out in the backyard playing Dingo with my faithful hound dog, Sam.  She neither wears a watch nor carries a smart phone but nevertheless has a keen sense of time.  Having been forced to wait two hours longer than usual for her daily Dingo, she was not prepared to wait one minute longer.

It was the perfect ending to a very full, productive day. 

-AK 















Saturday, March 6, 2021

Candle Power!

One of the finest humans I know, and one who has remarkably called me "friend" (publicly and everything) for more than forty years (or "two score" in honor of her Alma mater) celebrates her birthday today.  

Happy Birthday, Jill, and may today - and every day - be everything that you deserve.  

FYI, the phone number is (732) 449-5752.  Keep it handy.  

Just in case.  

-AK 

Friday, March 5, 2021

Her Own Worst Enemy

Although I have never taken one - and cannot feign interest in one enough to take more than a cursory glance at the advertisements when I see one on-line - I am constrained to offer this suggestion to the people who run "Master Class".   Add a course entitled "Avoiding Self-Sabotage:  You Have Seen the Enemy & It is You!" to your curriculum.  Hire Blakelee Sands to teach it.  

I have no idea whether young Ms. Sands has yet attained her high school diploma.  Still, I have no doubt that she now possesses an understanding of self-sabotage unequaled by any possessor of a Ph.D.  One weekend in late January or early February of this year, the eighteen-year-old Oklahoman unsuccessfully tried to use her fake ID to gain entry to the Wolf Trap in Edmond, Oklahoma.  Not only did he deny her entry, but the bouncer confiscated the ID.  

Quicker than you could utter the mantra "Go Big or Go Home!", our girl Blakelee went big.  She went all in.  She called 911 and informed the police what had happened.  The police arrived, checked the ID, and discovered that "McKamie Queen" (Blakelee's "nom de plume") is forty-three years old, a man, and a resident of Texas.   There is video, I presume from the responding officer's body-cam, in which he asks her if she is sure that her ID is real and she responds, incredibly and quite stupidly, it is.  

It is not every night that one goes out for Happy Hour and ends up being charged with a felony - without ever having set foot into the intended establishment.  A lesson learned?  One hopes so.  

But at what price?  

-AK 

Thursday, March 4, 2021

May There Always Be This Doctor In The House

I read with interest and more than just a small amount of chagrin that fresh off of neutering the Potato Heads, Mister and Missus, the Legion of Decency set its sights on Dr. Seuss.   We are now a world in which we discourage parents of small children from introducing their children to the words and wisdom of Dr. Seuss.   I understand much better now than I did only one week ago why, when he was heading off of Mars, Rover Perseverance asked the good folks of NASA to book him a one-way trip.  Good call, Percy.  It is safer up there than here. 

Hearing the supposed litany of racist sins contained in Dr. Seuss's writings, and the faux outrage of adults desperate to protect their children from them, I could not help but think of one of my heroes, Denis Leary and his prescient observation, which he first made in 1992, regarding children and racism.




As the good doctor, Dr. Geisel, once, himself, observed: 




-AK 



Wednesday, March 3, 2021

A Promise Made. A Promise Kept.

 


A lesson taught to me by my extraordinary mother.   A promise made by me to her.  

Forty-five months ago today, Mom died.  Always is a mighty long time.  I intend to keep that promise and to honor her memory for at least that long. 

-AK 

Tuesday, March 2, 2021

The Boys Are Back In Town

While I have been a baseball fan for as long as I can remember, I have never been a fan of Spring Training baseball.  Fact of the matter is that if the results do not count, then I have little interest in the game that produces them. 

That being said, I actually watched a little bit of the Yankees Spring Training opener against Toronto on Sunday afternoon.  Did the result of the game count?  Of course not.  But after a 2020 season that was co-opted by COVID-19, I embraced it for what it represented to me, which is one more step on the road back to normalcy. 

And that counts for a great deal.  Whether the final score of the game does or not is, frankly, irrelevant. 

-AK 

Monday, March 1, 2021

Beach Days Are The Best Days

Do not feel compelled to take my word for it.

Ask this little fella.

See you on the beach.

-AK