Being a parsimonious fellow, I rarely (if ever) spend money on postage. So, if you have been rushing to your mailbox every day for the past several weeks awaiting the arrival of a Christmas card from Yours truly, come on back inside. No sense subjecting yourself to a bout of Noel Pneumonia for no reason. I have stumbled upon a way to keep me from tasting that awful envelope glue while simultaneously protecting you from a paper cut.
You are welcome. More importantly, Merry Christmas....
Reasonably Merry, at least.
-AK
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