Happy Sadie Hawkins Day to everyone here in the Northern Hemisphere delighted at the prospect of "more February"! I presume such a person exists. I know for certain that person is not the middle-aged grump who stares back at me in the bathroom mirror as I brush my teeth. If he was, I would punch him in the throat until he came to his senses, or passed out...whichever came first.
Adding a day to February makes almost as much sense as putting noted sciencephobe, Vice President Mike Pence, in charge of this administration's Coronavirus Task Force. Oh wait. That has in fact already happened, hasn't it. Never mind.
Hang in there. March begins tomorrow. And who knows, by the time Sadie Hawkins Day next appears on the calendar in 2024, enough irrevocable damage might have been wrought on our planet that February 29 will be a beach day...
...even at the Jersey Shore.
-AK
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